How politically bankrupt can someone get? Michel Aoun is the definition of that. If you open a thesaurus and search under political bankruptcy, his name would be the first result.
Let’s call this the lies of Michel Aoun – a man so in despair that he did the only thing he saw fit when the going got tough: he literally fake assassinated himself. And then shamed everyone into believing him. Click here for all the details of this man’s twisted and disgusting and demented fabrications.
I gave him the courtesy that he and his followers did not give Samir Geagea when the latter was subject to a true assassination attempt. I decided to give a man I did not remotely trust the benefit of a doubt – something that he refuses to give to anyone. I decided that I, despite being, sadly, irrelevant compared to him – wanted to be the better man. I didn’t want to be a hypocrite. But the ship has sailed.
The time of trying to mend bridges and try to reason across party lines is long gone by now. All bets are off.
No one tried to kill Michel Aoun in Saida. The Future movement didn’t shoot at his car. Those big bad Sunnis were not a threat to his life, despite his entourage milking that scenario like the breast of a post-partum woman.
The lies he threw at the crowd that ate them up at a dinner in Batroun an hour after his “assassination” attempt were blank shots. His existential rambling about “who’d want to kill me” is now beyond non-sensical. It’s comical.
And he has the guts to come up and say he never – ever – said there was an assassination attempt against him. Someone with his mental status would believe that. I guess he never thought he’d get caught.
Many people said that it was out of his nature to go to the Batroun dinner that day. A person like him (expect an October 13th post), so skilled at hiding and running away, couldn’t have dared to show up at a dinner in case an assassination attempt had truly happened. But I figured why not?
I was wrong. Those people were right. Michel Aoun should never be believed. He is a man that you should always doubt. Never – ever – try to give him the benefit of a doubt. It is simply above him.
Michel Aoun was so proud that the Elige incident would help him electorally. He was also hell-bent on using this “assassination” electorally. Anything to win in 2013. He thought wrong.
Let’s start it here and now: Vote against blatant liars in 2013. Vote against dementia in 2013. Vote against Michel Aoun.
I wonder what the FPMers think about this. Oh forget it, St. Aoun is always correct. St. Aoun never lies. This is part of a calculated plan to target the head of the classy Christians – you know, not the ze3ran and the kharrijin 7bouse – Bless his soul.
Thank God for all the True Saints in the LF party . they Never Lie ( especially about assassination attempts ) and they never Use blatant and dull Campaigning logos ( Stop Welayet l fakih from happening to Lebanon ) :’) not to mention their total honesty and Cleanliness and how they have not Murdered thousands of innocent lebanese people . God Bless them All
I love your comedy. Keep it coming please!
i am very proud to be az3ar and khirij 7bous
as long as i am not AOUNI keep it coming mn well said
Thank you for reading.
Hilarious
I’m glad you thought so
Bravo! Ma essaret fi. I can’t wait to the October 13 post.
And I can’t wait to see your comment
As for the first comment, ma fi ashtar mennon in accusing others when attempting to defend themselves. I’ve never ever heard one single “Aouni” present any logical argument when defending the disasterous situation they’re in; it’s always accusing and offending the others…
I’m more than glad that I didn’t watch last night’s “Kalam El Nas”, my nerves just can’t stand them anymore.
Yup, fully agreed
Too much hatred ! Relax ! This is a very bad move for him I don’t understand why you are so upset while you should be delighted. Aoun either got wrong information or created this scenario by himself. Why didn’t you suspect the Geagea flower incident too ?? Or you consider he is sacred ?
I suspected the Geagea incidence but at least that hasn’t been disproved and it’s been present since April, not since early October. And no, not hatred – I just hate having my intelligence insulted by someone with apparent dementia.
Beautifully said…Sadly brainwashed people are beyond repair. Like sheep they are guided!
Thank you for reading. But I think brainwashing is everywhere.
True, it is hard to be a visionary in a land of blindfolded people.
Blindfolded people are everywhere, not just Lebanon. Others would argue that I’m blinded since I dislike Aoun. It comes with the territory of having an opinion – people automatically assume your opinion got passed down to you by your parents.
It is not about liking or disliking Aoun man! I used to like the guy until he decided, in a blue moon, to do a 180 degrees on everything we believed in. Being untrue to your beliefs is reason enough to be criticized.
We are individuals not robots and I agree with you that people assume a lot of nonsense.
I know it’s not about liking or disliking him. But many won’t see it that way seeing as I’m obviously not a fan. They won’t see that I criticized his opponents on many occasions – they’ll only see that I criticized him.