Because it’s the Voldemort of diseases. The disease that shall not be named….
Beirut’s New “It” Place: Dictateur – A Big Failure
This is for you Roland, as promised 😛
After going to Dicateur on Tuesday with a couple of friends, I found the place to be very interesting – completely different from any other pub I’ve been to (and contrary to popular belief, they are many). It had a rustic, authentic, innovative, hipster feel to it. It just felt like a great fit for someone like me and the crowd I usually frequent: something not too sophisticated but still with taste.
So after trying out the newly opened Outpost Grill in ABC (not too bad a place, the average grade we gave it was 55/100), we decided to go and get much needed drinks in Dictateur. After parking, which in Burj Hammoud is a feat in itself, we walked steadily towards the place. A lovely chap greeted us at the door.
“Do you have a reservation?” he asked.
We obviously didn’t. But we were there for a couple of drinks so we didn’t think it would matter.
“Is anyone here below 24?” he then asks.
We were all 22.
“I’m sorry. Only 24 and up are admitted to this place.” He then replies.
“But I was here a couple of days ago and no one was 24,” I interjected.
“The policy wasn’t enforced back then. I’m personally enforcing it starting today.” He replied.
And voila the big question. Why the f*** would a pub have an admission age of 24?
1) Alcohol drinking age is 18 in Lebanon. So if I’m above 18, I’m as entitled to an alcoholic beverage as the next person. I’m 4 years above 18. Just saying.
2) Dictateur is, whether the owners like it or not, geographically in a region known for having pubs that are  approachable by everyone. I understand Whiskey Mist, Phoenicia’s night club, to have an admission age above 21. But do you seriously expect the people who will be frequenting Dictateur to be as “high-class” as the people going to Whiskey Mist?
3) Regardless of what entertainment Dictateur may have had set up for the night, it doesn’t justify the 24 age. Come to think of it, why is the admission age 24? Why not 23? Or 25? Why not make admission age 40 and be done with it? You’d guarantee a “high-class” clientele that will never tarnish the place’s reputation.
Oh wait. I, a 22 year old, can go to a strip club, a super night club, can get wasted at any other bar, vote and decide my country’s future, gamble my parents’ money away at Lebanon’s Casino and can’t enter Dictateur. Is anything wrong with this picture?
I had plans set up to visit with a bunch of friends to fully test the place, food and all, next weekend. Well, even if they change the admission policy, you won’t find me there anytime soon.
The Samy Gemayel Assassination Attempt
When I heard the news that Lebanese security forces thwarted an assassination attempt directed at Kataeb MP Samy Gemayel, I was shocked on two accounts.
1) Our security forces actually managed to do something and that, by itself, is something to make your jaw drop in shock. How about that something being thwarting an assassination attempt? Do we applaud them for a great effort or do we simply shrug it off as them doing their job for once? It’s up to you.
2) I thought the whole assassinations in the country were, at least for the time being, behind us. If you thought about it, the Syrian regime is too preoccupied with killing its own people to stage assassinations in Lebanon but still remain politically influential. The politicians in Lebanon who are prone to getting assassinated, such as Samy Gemayel, have almost no political say in the country. The government is not with them, the parliament majority is not with them – and even if they had both parliament and government, it’s not like they were going to do much with all the hurdles thrown at them primarily by FPM’s Michel Aoun and Hezbollah in the background as the master puppeteer.
So why was there an assassination targeting Samy Gemayel?
The answer goes back to Syria. It looks like, even though they’ve got their hands full, their feet are still stretching across the border and still able to play. An assassination of a political figure with a lot of promise, like Samy Gemayel, would instill disappointment in many people who believe Gemayel has the potential to be a major player on the political scene. It will also instill fear in those who believe the Syrian regime’s reach is decreasing. There will also an unsurmountable amount of rage amid Gemayel’s supporters.
Couple a Samy Gemayel assassination with the current mess the Lebanese government is finding itself in, and you’re set for true chaos in the country. In fact, one can look at the recent crisis amid Lebanon’s one-sided government as either a play between allies for power or it could be a last hope attempt by the Syrian regime to bring Lebanon down with it. I’d go with the latter because if Syria wanted to calm things down amid yesterday’s friends, who also happen to be its allies in Lebanon, it would have taken a simple phone call from Damascus to tone it down. But that’s not happening anytime soon because the Assad mentality, as he loses the diplomatic and tactical wars, is fast becoming that of a suicide bomber. “Bring down with me as much as I can.”
The whole situation can be summed up in simple terms: if the current government crisis is the bomb Syria is using to make Lebanon explode, the Samy Gemayel assassination would be the lit-fuse.
At least the lit-fuse was turned out. I’m sure Syria will find another way to light the Lebanese scene though and for that, I truly hope our politicians who are currently in power rise above their pride and think about the mess we will be in if they don’t.
Rest in Peace Nassib Lahoud
Lebanon has lost one the better politicians it had today. Nassib Lahoud dies at the age of 68 after suffering a long time from cancer.
I had no idea Nassib Lahoud was ill. So this news came as quite a surprise for me. It is a sad day for Lebanon, nonetheless.
Lahoud, a former MP, minister and ambassador to the US, was hailed by many as a true statesman. Some even called him the only person they can trust to run the country. He founded the Tajaddod movement and was one of the main faces of the Cedar Revolution, as well as a Presidential nominee.
Perhaps one of the greatest deeds Lahoud has done was to oppose the proposed amendments to Article 49 of the Constitution, regarding the elections of the president, being the only MP who voted against these amendments three consecutive times, in 1995, 1998 and 2004, including opposing his own cousin, former president Emile Lahoud.
My condolences to anyone who liked this man.
Lebanese Memes: Blinkers
Because driving in Lebanon has to be a 1st world wonder – even preceding the Pyramids of Giza. Even David Letterman thinks so.




