As our honorable MPs exchanged accusations of corruption, treason and theft, none stood out as much as FPM’s Alain Aoun and FM’s Ahmad Fatfat.

Alain Aoun to Ahmad Fatfat: Enta fejer!

Fatfat to Aoun: Ma 7ada m3allem l fjour gheir m3allmak!

Here’s a proposition that needs to be included in the upcoming electoral law:

– Any candidate needs to have gone through twenty four rounds of anger management courses until the following accusations do not get him/her to explode: thief, Israel-traitor, corrupt, silly, useless, etc.

Who wants to bet that we will see both Alain Aoun and Ahmad Fatfat in 2013’s parliament?

Until then, fi a7la men fjour l nouwweb? Tfeh.