We have locusts! At least that’s what news agencies are saying because I haven’t seen any nor do I want to see any.
For the first time in a long time Lebanon is being hit by “el jarad” being brought up our way from the Southern neighbor we love to hate. Cue in the theories of this being a zionist agenda.
And with that, memories of a not-as-distant past popped in my head again. In case you didn’t pick up on it yet, those memories are from 9th and 12th grade when we were taught the exact same history of our country, three years apart.
All we need to recreate a WWI scenario in 2013 is the following:
- Outbreaks of typhoid and malaria,
- The Turks invading Syria,
- Englishmen arriving to our shores,
- Locusts eradicating our crops,
- A third of the Lebanese population dying.
That’s a little difficult to do seeing as those pesky insects are invading areas which have more buildings than crops and Englishmen are busy drinking tea. Locusts are in for one major disappointment this time around.
But students who have their official exams this year are lucky. For the first time ever, the history they are being taught is, at least partially, witnessing some practical applications in our daily lives. Shame on any of them who doesn’t get 27/30 on their exams.
It’s sad that I know these still
You were a good history student then 😛
From the Sinai desert to my balcony in Beirut,I must say the ‘little’creatures had to overcome a lot of ordeals.Surviving the pesticides and avoiding some Orthodox Jewish family who consider them a culinary treat(they are kosher according to the Bible)was plenty enough,but trying to get across my cats,that was wishful thinking!
We haven’t gotten any of these creatures here so far but I’m willing to bet my cat won’t accept any on her turf 😛