In today’s episode of “The Bullshit Roaming The Kingdom of Saud,” Saudi Arabia has – through one of its ministers – declared war on the tiny country of Lebanon as it accuses of Hezbollah of launching a missile from Yemen on its capital, Riyadh, on Saturday, naturally without providing any proof of any sort to reinforce such an accusation.
While the premise of Saudi military action against Lebanon is far-fetched; after all, they are barely holding it together in Yemen against some rebels anyway, the mere notion of such a huge and capable country declaring war against Lebanon is horrifying.
What this means is that Saudi Arabia can turn Lebanon into another Qatar (minus the money) effectively barricading it both economically and strategically. As it stands, Saudi Arabia does not want Hezbollah to have anything to do with any form of governance in the country, effectively considering the mere presence of the party in any government a declaration of war. Dramatic much? Perhaps. But then again, a country that arrested 11 princes only 48 hours ago is not exactly one known to go out with grace.
Such a declaration of war can mean chaos to many Lebanese families and our entire economy, especially with politicians that have made sure over the years to interconnect our entire country’s fabrics to us being in the Kingdom’s good graces. Yes, Saad and family, we are looking at you.
I imagine that KSA’s demands will be very Hezbollah centric. As we all know, requests to halt any military activity by that specific party are near impossible for us as Lebanese to fulfill. Whether we want to or not, Hezbollah is stronger than the Lebanese state, is backed by a regime that is as strong as Saudi Arabia, and is influential enough to even terrify the mighty House of Saud.
What Saudi Arabia can do, however, is cause so much economical damage that Lebanon can take years to recover. Thousands of Lebanese families are dependent on work in KSA for their livelihood. Thousands of projects in the country are dependent on Saudi funding. Even more projects and economic dependency is illustrated once you factor in other GCC countries (minus Qatar) that also fall in line whenever Saudi Arabia orders them to.
Unlike Qatar, however, Lebanon does not have the financial or economic backbone to withstand an effective blockade against it from mighty countries that were, up until a few hours ago, “very concerned” about its well-being as a country. What could this mean for Hezbollah? The party has received such threats from Israel before, but where Israeli threats remain predominantly as such, Saudi Arabia could tangibly put a blockade into effect.
So dear Saudi Arabia,
We know it’s been hard for you. Trying to enable a new bratty prince is difficult, especially when his view of the world is so different from anything you’re used to that it’s sort of threatening everything you’ve known. Your clerics are angry, some of your ruling class are angry, a lot of your men are angry now that you’ve let your women drive (welcome to 2017). And then add in those low prices of oil. Have you tried a Prozac, perhaps? Xanax does wonders too.
We know you’ve been stretched too thin. A war in Yemen, a blockade that’s not working against Qatar, a feud with Iran that is not going your way, an American president who’s only concerned with wanting you to sell stocks in the New York Stock Exchange, but could you maybe have developed some hearing deficiency? I’m pretty sure you saying we declared war on you is way too similar to that kid in recess back during school days who’d beat up other kids and then go run to his mother saying it’s the other way around.
Look at the bright side though, you’re slowly becoming BFFs with Israel. Yes for new friends, isn’t that nice?
In the grand scheme of things, I wonder: are you okay? You seem to be more demanding than that ex we all have and despise. Do you want to talk about all those issues you keep piling up? Is letting women drive really causing your societies to unravel so much you can’t even get your shit together anymore and feel the need to declare war on small countries just so you can feel mighty?
You already have our prime minister in knots around your fingers. His allegiance is literally with you, and not his country. He escaped to you in the moment you declared war on the country he was governing. What more do you want from us? Is Saad not enough? I mean look at him! He looks so happy to be there, with his fancy smartwatch.
To put it blunty, can you chill the fuck down and mind your own business for once? Of course not, what a silly question.
P.S.: I hope you’re happy, Saad! ❤
Lebanese citizens concerned for their families back home.
Fishaytili albi, yeslem timmak!!!
You are so full of it. Instead of protecting the Lebanese who in Saudi Arabia by prescribing Prozac for Saudi Arabia, may be you tell the hegemnous party to tone down the insults . That would be a great start. Or May be let the Lebanese Army enjoy their victory in Martyrs Square, or is that a no too since they were not armed well because again the insults made the Saudis give up and withdraw they weapons gift.
If anybody needs a double dose of Prozac, it is your selective memory. Try a cocktail of the two. May be that will work.
Do you feel good that the Saudis are raping Lebanese women?
Mohammed Dendashly, you sound like a slave. How much money did the Saudis give you when you sold them the female members of your family?
Saudis felt insulted! LOL, the precious little snowflakes. Maybe bombing babies in Yemen will make them feel better.
so you depend on SA, but your solution because you are powerless and incapable, is for SA to let the status quo remain, to leave you alone even though you are harbouring political forces to the detriment of SA?…. sounds like the Saudis are onto something ….
Saudis are pedophiles and rapists. They want to rape your children.
All this BS is only going to affect the lebanese society that can barely afford to sustain themselves. We literally have nothing to do with this and we’re not on ANY agenda.
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